36 - The Return of Stale Jeopardy!

The boys are back at it with a chaotic mix of Jeopardy movie and random trivia, dumb jokes, off the wall stories, and way too much confidence in answers that are probably wrong. What starts as a simple trivia game quickly turns into nonstop banter about movies, pop culture, and whatever else gets thrown into the conversation. 

Once again we find Keller still fighting for his life in the latest episode of " Breaking Keller."  This time he needs to earn his way back on the show due to his last absence and become a "citizen" again.

And Rico still can't make sense of the world in his latest "Darkest Corner" rant.

Between roasting each other, arguing over iconic films, and going completely off the rails with dark humor, the episode feels less like a structured podcast and more like hanging out with friends (duh) who won’t stay on topic for more than thirty seconds. It’s loud, unfiltered, hilarious, and somehow still packed with useless knowledge.

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Transcript

Jeremy (00:00.2)
Alright! Well, get ready for this fuck show! Here's a little theme music for you!

Keller (00:07.03)
We got theme music. Yeah.

Jeremy (00:08.238)
My Jeopardy comes with theme music. I spent 14 weeks working on this shit. All right. Adios, Mews, Jeopardy!

Mike (00:40.402)
It's okay, It's not okay. All right. maybe it isn't.

Keller (00:55.51)
That's what I just said, f***ing tard.

Jeremy (00:58.158)
Well, maybe it isn't.

Mike (01:00.206)
Well, we have.

an opportunity here. You an opportunity to change your ways and get you back on the show.

We're going to start the show off with some breaking calorie.

Jeremy (01:17.622)
Keller (01:18.295)
I'm

Jeremy (01:24.076)
Hey buddy, we've missed you. We had this weird fucking guy here and he's just not the same. And Rico's here too.

Keller (01:32.072)
Damn, that was a joke on Mike. Look at that.

Mike (01:36.738)
this.

Jeremy (01:37.454)
So is his birth certificate.

Keller (01:39.426)
surprised Rico didn't steal that joke from you because he's black.

Mike (01:44.811)
I changed my ways.

Jeremy (01:46.734)
how's your credit score?

Keller (01:52.718)
Five. A tree for the.

Mike (01:53.298)
I'm 3-50. I'm 3-50. All right, Keller, you're not officially back on the show until we qualify you. So you got to become a citizen again. We're going to go through, these are going some quick bangers. These are all questions you should know about the United States citizenship.

Keller (02:14.124)
I'm the greatest citizen ever, ever in the United States. I'm awesome. I'm great.

Mike (02:20.526)
We'll start out with a basic government. What is the supreme law of the land? Supreme law. Every law comes back to this. Do not talk about each other's mothers.

Keller (02:28.108)
Supreme law of the land

Keller (02:41.388)
No, Jeremy's mom's a bitch.

Jeremy (02:43.118)
Motherfucker.

Rico (02:46.958)
All the nice.

Keller (02:52.27)
Can't kill nobody. Unless you're. I don't know.

Mike (02:55.566)
It's a document. It's a document. The supreme law of the land.

Keller (03:01.358)
a declaration of independence.

Mike (03:04.822)
Incorrect.

Jeremy (03:08.372)
You hopped on that answer like Nicolas Cage!

Keller (03:11.054)
You

Mike (03:12.175)
He knew what he was

Jeremy (03:14.336)
It's a clue.

Keller (03:15.938)
That's a clown? Who are you, Jennifer Coolidge? is hot talk right now.

Jeremy (03:18.894)
That's Nicholas Payne. Look, whoa.

Mike (03:26.264)
it's the Constitution!

Keller (03:27.911)
the constant. Fuck that thing.

Jeremy (03:32.011)
Don't meet you

Mike (03:33.12)
What does the Constitution do? With prostitutes?

Keller (03:35.38)
It constitutes

Mike (03:41.688)
I better stop that, I know who in office.

Keller (03:43.808)
It gives you your rights.

Mike (03:45.802)
Exactly. Your basic rights of American sets up the government, defines the government. The idea of self-government is the first three words of the Constitution. What are those words?

Keller (03:58.466)
What? Can you repeat the question?

Mike (04:00.918)
The idea of self-government is in the first three words of the Constitution. What are those three words?

Keller (04:10.072)
Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me. If you don't chip in, you're buck-o-five who will.

Jeremy (04:16.57)
You don't throw in your buckles in

Mike (04:20.47)
We, we, people, we, self government, we are the people. All right. Name one branch of the government. There are three.

Keller (04:23.042)
People.

Keller (04:33.166)
Congress.

Mike (04:34.542)
Correct. would be the legislative. come on. He got to be more specific than that. He just said Congress. Actually, I got the test online and it says Congress.

Keller (04:46.56)
It's specific Pacific that's an ocean bitch

Mike (04:53.654)
What stops one branch of government from becoming too powerful?

Keller (04:57.504)
liberals.

The Supreme Court.

Mike (05:09.954)
No

Keller (05:11.298)
The

Mike (05:13.24)
They have a role in it, but that's not the definition.

Keller (05:17.518)
Ugh.

Mike (05:18.498)
Checks and balances, checks and balances, separation of powers. Who is in charge of the executive branch?

Keller (05:20.269)
Okay.

Keller (05:26.668)
The president of the United States, the orange Cheeto man.

Jeremy (05:30.51)
DIP SHIT

Mike (05:31.916)
What are the two parts of the US Congress?

Keller (05:36.046)
Uh, fuck man. I didn't know what I am not a citizen.

Mike (05:42.51)
Can't get back on the

Keller (05:48.078)
The two branches are

Jeremy (05:53.538)
where they live.

Keller (05:56.814)
Huh? Under your house... House of Representatives?

Mike (06:02.862)
And...

Keller (06:04.606)
And the...

Mike (06:05.964)
The Romans had one too.

Jeremy (06:07.628)
And it was in Star Wars.

Keller (06:09.752)
And the emperor? The empire?

Rico (06:15.305)
I don't know

Mike (06:18.274)
The Senate. The Senate.

Keller (06:20.188)
fuck.

Jeremy (06:22.784)
Alright, fuck it. We'll put it to a vote if we're gonna have Keller come back. All in favor, say aye.

Mike (06:37.026)
guess he

Keller (06:38.862)
All right. I'm coming to eat your dogs and your cats

Mike (06:43.672)
Without color, this is not the stale bread.

Jeremy (06:47.436)
Removing color is like removing the crust. You do that, mean, the crust serves a purpose.

Mike (06:53.568)
Yet so many people do it. It's always normal.

Keller (06:57.506)
Yeah, but then your hands get messy.

Jeremy (07:00.803)
Alright, well fuck it. What do we have on the agenda today motherfuckers?

Mike (07:06.222)
And now that Keller's back with us, we got a little trivia, a little Jeopardy-style trivia. Who wants to go first?

Keller (07:14.594)
Was there supposed to be a sound effect there? Y'all ain't done shit since I've been gone. Look at you.

Mike (07:22.104)
I guess I could have played one. Well, it's Jeopardy style trivia.

Jeremy (07:26.552)
think I'm gonna go last on this one.

Keller (07:29.784)
You're going to go last?

Jeremy (07:33.472)
I think I'll go last. Yeah.

Mike (07:35.118)
All I'll go first. I'll go first. All right.

Jeremy (07:38.114)
First and foremost, I want to lay down some rules.

Mike (07:40.238)
Yes.

Jeremy (07:42.914)
First rule, when you want to call in, are to say your name. Second rule, you are not to interrupt Mike or the reader while they are reading the questions. This is an audio podcast. Hopefully soon it'll be video and we might even get lucky with this one. So we need to make sure we read out the entire question.

Third rule. Fuck you, Keller.

Keller (08:14.648)
Fourth rule. Fuck you and your mom.

Jeremy (08:18.968)
Fifth rule, I have.

Keller (08:21.816)
Six rule. Gross.

Mike (08:28.302)
All right. Well, I going off of some of our ideas, I decided to do some movie trivia. It'll be Keller versus Rico versus Jeremy. I'm thinking of a number between one and 20. Keller.

Keller (08:45.016)
Five.

Mike (08:46.456)
Jeremy?

Jeremy (08:48.159)
EIGHT.

Mike (08:50.094)
Rico 16. was 19. Rico has the board.

Jeremy (08:55.704)
You fucking biiitch.

Mike (08:58.158)
All right, Mike, I would like to go directions, please. One hundred directions, please. For one hundred. This director is known as the master of suspense and gave us classics like psycho, vertigo and rear window. Who is? Oh, wait, do we have the we have to say your name? Oh.

Keller (09:16.078)
You're already breaking the fucking rules.

Mike (09:20.748)
Rico Rico.

is Alfred Hitchcock. That's correct.

Mike (09:36.174)
Did I have that? That was a wild stab in the dark. Oh my God, I'm so happy I'm a cold girlfriend. Rico, the board is still yours. All right, Mike, let's keep it going with directions, please. 200, 200. He directed the original Jaws in 1975 and went on to win Best Director Oscars for Shindora's List and Saving Private Ryan. Keller.

Keller (09:56.962)
Keller. Who is Steven Spielberg? Sorry.

Mike (10:02.926)
That is correct. Keller takes 200 and the board.

Keller (10:09.39)
Run it back 100.

Mike (10:11.47)
Run it back for 100. This 2005 Tim Burton film was a darker gothic remake of the 1971 Ronald Dahl classic about a poor boy who wins a golden ticket.

Keller (10:23.918)
color.

Mike (10:24.589)
Keller.

Keller (10:26.414)
What is Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

Mike (10:30.286)
Good enough, Charlie of the Chocolate Factory. Still your board.

Keller (10:34.478)
Let's do direction please 500.

Mike (10:38.734)
Directions please for five hundo. This Italian American filmmaker directed the Godfather trilogy and also helmed Apocalypse Now. Here go. Five, four, three, two, one. That'd be Francis Ford Coppola.

Keller (10:52.11)
to

Keller (10:57.102)
I didn't know that.

Jeremy (10:59.31)
Who the fuck is that?

Mike (11:02.434)
Still report Keller.

Keller (11:04.334)
direction, please. 400.

Mike (11:07.694)
This director signature style includes long tracking shots and moral ambiguity. His films include Goodfellas, The Departed, and The Irishman. Rico. Rico. Who is Martin Scorsese? Correct. I am Martin

Keller (11:23.436)
He looked that up. He looked that shit up.

Mike (11:29.338)
Reek out your board.

Jeremy (11:31.086)
about to start.

Mike (11:35.002)
Let me finish off Directions, please, 300. Often called the king of modern blockbusters, he directed Titanic, Avatar, and the Terminator series. Go. Keller.

Keller (11:46.03)
Keller. Who is James Cameron?

Mike (11:50.35)
Correct. Back to Keller.

Keller (11:53.25)
Let's do a listen up 100.

Mike (11:57.73)
This 1977 disco film soundtrack features featuring the Bee Gees staying alive became one of the best selling albums of all time in the following era.

Mike (12:11.36)
I hit the wrong button, Saturday fever.

Keller (12:14.03)
And I you were already done reading it.

Mike (12:16.578)
I knew you had it. I knew you had it. All right.

Keller (12:21.006)
listen up 200.

Mike (12:24.13)
Wendy Houston's powerful cover of I Will Always Love You dominated the charts and soundtracks of this 1992 romantic thriller starring Kevin Costner, Rico, or Jeremy.

Mike (12:37.976)
That is cool. Jeremy gets on the board.

Jeremy (12:43.072)
Alright, it's about time. Time to lose it. Quote me for 500.

Mike (12:47.854)
Quote me for 500. That's the daily double. You can you can wager up to 500 Jeremy.

Jeremy (12:56.202)
I think I will since I'm probably gonna lose.

Keller (12:59.118)
500 wager

Mike (13:00.878)
It's it's the rule of the game. You can go to 500 if you don't get it.

I do wish we could chat longer. I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Name the movie.

Jeremy (13:15.542)
What is? fuck. Silence of the Lambs? Correct. Okay, I was going to say Hannibal.

Mike (13:23.33)
Yes, that is correct. Still your boards. Keller 700, Jeremy 700, Rico 500.

Jeremy (13:30.84)
fucking loser.

Alright, quote me 400.

Mike (13:37.102)
What we do in life echoes in eternity. Keller.

Keller (13:41.678)
Keller, what is Ghostbusters?

Mike (13:45.527)
Incorrect.

Keller (13:46.766)
I thought you were going to throw a ghost monster or something.

Jeremy (13:53.186)
Nope.

Keller (13:54.722)
Three, two, one.

Mike (13:57.58)
What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Keller (14:02.317)
Nobody knows.

Mike (14:03.608)
Glad to hear.

Keller (14:06.83)
That's not the famous quote though.

Mike (14:11.96)
Jeremy, still your board.

Jeremy (14:14.156)
Support me for 500.

Mike (14:17.026)
Supporting Actors and Actresses for $500. I'm on the right side. This actor earned a Supporting Actor Oscar for playing the ruthless, ambitious studio executive in The Aviator and is also known for his intense roles in films like There Will Be Blood.

Jeremy (14:34.391)
MOTHERFUCKER

Mike (14:36.088)
Keller.

Keller (14:37.518)
Mike (14:43.63)
Wow!

Keller (14:44.75)
I drink your milkshake. Fuck it! Lost his name!

Jeremy (14:48.526)
I lost him! You start counting.

Mike (14:52.686)
Five, four, three, two.

Keller (14:59.038)
I can't build a butcher, whatever his name is. I can't think of it now.

Mike (15:07.266)
Can somebody else go for it? Yeah. I won't because Keller's losing and this makes me happy.

Jeremy (15:14.702)
Same. I'm happy where I sit.

Mike (15:19.168)
No other takers. Alan Alda.

Keller (15:21.08)
It's.

Jeremy (15:23.438)
Who the fuck is that?

Keller (15:24.942)
I was going to answer it wrong anyways. I thought I was thinking the actor who's the guy in there will be blood the main guy

Mike (15:26.508)
Remember these.

Keller (15:36.967)
I know, I had it all wrong anyways, I was thinking of the main actor.

Mike (15:42.12)
is still your board.

Jeremy (15:43.544)
God damn right it is, Mike.

Mike (15:46.808)
Don't feel his ego.

Jeremy (15:49.408)
Thought I was gonna lose this and I still might cuz I make dumb choices like run it back for 500

Mike (15:55.37)
You

This 2006 crime drama is an American remake of the 2002 Hong Kong thriller Internal Affairs.

Jeremy (16:07.726)
starting to realize that a lot of us majority of us are pretty fucking dumb.

Mike (16:16.334)
No takers.

Keller (16:17.826)
What's the four forty five branches of the government?

Mike (16:22.766)
Departed

Jeremy (16:24.686)
Alright, guess what? It's still my board and Keller didn't get that 500 points. Listen up, 500.

Mike (16:31.926)
Listen up for 500. Ineomoceron's tense whistling heavy score for this 1966 spaghetti Western is instantly recognizable and often parodied.

Jeremy (16:46.552)
HUH?

Keller (16:48.888)
Who watches spaghetti westerns?

Jeremy (16:51.406)
The fuck is a spaghetti western? Mamma Mia, I'm gonna shoot you!

Mike (16:55.662)
You know why they're called spaghetti westerns? Because the majority of all the western movies that were made for United States consumption were made in Italy.

Keller (16:56.107)
What?

Jeremy (16:59.543)
Uh-uh.

Jeremy (17:08.109)
so there was some truth to my little bit there. Yes. I knew that.

Keller (17:14.318)
You got a pistol.

Jeremy (17:16.566)
No, it's McNally!

Keller (17:20.386)
Look, my cannoli.

Mike (17:23.8)
Good, the bad, ugly, the whistling.

Keller (17:28.042)
Damn it!

Jeremy (17:28.482)
man.

Mike (17:29.102)
All right, all right. Jeremy, still your board.

Jeremy (17:32.972)
I've got a bold strategy here and it appears to be working. Let's do quote me for 300.

Mike (17:39.054)
quote me for 300, some men just want to watch the world burn. Jeremy.

Jeremy (17:44.247)
Jeremy

I might fuck this up. The Dark Knight. Correct. shit. What is the Dark Knight? Okay, thanks. Thanks for...

Keller (17:56.452)
I would have said the Joker though

Jeremy (17:59.094)
Alfred said that.

Mike (18:00.622)
Alright. That's correct. That's correct.

Jeremy (18:03.5)
Let's start wrapping this motherfucker up. Quote me for two hunnid-

Mike (18:07.532)
Here's looking at you, kid.

Keller (18:09.934)
Is it the actual movie it's from?

Mike (18:12.686)
of the movie. Yeah, these are all movies. All the answers are movies. Keller.

Keller (18:16.174)
Keller.

I was going to say it. I was going to say Casablanca. So I didn't.

Mike (18:23.278)
Back to even. Back to even.

Jeremy (18:28.046)
Alright Keller, can have the board now that all the 500s are gone.

Mike (18:31.095)
My bad.

Keller (18:32.374)
Run it back 400.

Mike (18:34.51)
400. This 2001 Steven Spielberg sci-fi film starring Tom Cruise was a remake of the 1956 classic directed by Byron Haskin, both based on H.G. Wells's novel about a Martian invasion. Jeremy.

Jeremy (18:48.866)
Jeremy, what is War of the Worlds?

Mike (18:52.63)
Yes, sir.

Keller (18:53.432)
Nope.

Jeremy (18:55.052)
Hey, guess what? These my points now.

Mike (19:02.51)
All right, Jeremy.

Jeremy (19:04.78)
Roll it back, motherfucker, for three hunnit!

Mike (19:07.694)
A 2001 heist film with a star-studded cast is a slick remake of the 1960 Rat Pack movie that featured Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. Rico. Rico. What is Ocean's Eleven? Ocean's Eleven.

Rico (19:23.502)
How do you like my na-

Jeremy (19:24.558)
So

Mike (19:26.766)
Rico, board is yours. Give me, support me for 400. These are Actors and Actresses, supporting roles.

Jeremy (19:35.638)
Always asking for support.

Mike (19:37.666)
He won best supporting actor for his chilling nihilistic portrayal of the contract killer Anton Shiger in 2007. Cohen Brothers film, No Country for Old Men.

Rico. Rico. I might have this wrong.

Mike (20:00.078)
I don't know his name though. I'm gonna go with Gary Oldman. Incorrect.

Keller (20:05.794)
There's like two main characters but I would-

Mike (20:08.948)
Wait. He's the killer in the movie.

Keller (20:14.07)
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to say his name. I don't know his name.

Mike (20:19.928)
Javier Bardem.

Jeremy (20:22.36)
Fucking guy.

Keller (20:23.202)
And the other guy was Josh, Josh, What's his name?

Mike (20:31.054)
Goonies. Oh gosh, what's his name? Brolin. Brolin. Josh Brolin. Brolin. Rico, you still have the board. Give me Lidson up for 400. This 1994 animated Disney film features Elton John and Tim Rice songs like Can You Feel the Love Tonight and Circle of Life with the soundtrack winning multiple Grammys and an Oscar. Caller.

Keller (20:34.338)
Berlin or Burr? Don't

Jeremy (20:37.646)
over.

Keller (20:55.672)
color.

Jeremy (20:56.064)
Jeremy

Keller (20:58.808)
What is the Lion King? Listen up, 300.

Mike (21:00.408)
Yes, sir.

Mike (21:04.366)
John Williams sweeping orchestral score, including the unforgettable main theme, helped make this 1977 space opera a cultural phenomenon. Rico. Star Wars. What is Star Wars? Yes, sir. Let's finish up running back for 200. In this 2010 film, that should have some film, this sci-fi action film starring Denzel Washington and Mila Kunis served as a big budget remake of the 1954 Akira.

Kurosawa Samurai Epic Seven Samurai.

Jeremy (21:38.146)
Gotcha, man Denzel.

Mike (21:40.3)
Rico Rico. What is the magnificent seven incorrect. Geller.

Keller (21:46.862)
Keller? What is the book of Enoch? Eli! Eli! Eli! Eli!

Mike (21:51.662)
Hey.

He knocks completely...

Jeremy (21:57.699)
No, you knock is Egyptian

Keller (22:01.71)
I knew it! I knew what we were

Mike (22:03.118)
I talking about that. I revealed it. Yes, I revealed it at the incorrect time. That's on me. That is incorrect, obviously. I'm taking the points away.

Keller (22:17.409)
Eli, not Enar.

Mike (22:24.138)
Rico is still your board. All right Alex give me support me for 300.

Jeremy (22:29.614)
E not

Mike (22:32.27)
I heard E, I heard E, like, oh, he got a, wow, what?

Keller (22:37.12)
Yeah, I've been listening to the podcast about the book of Enoch in the Bible that's like missing

Mike (22:42.766)
All right. Support me for 300. This actor won best supporting actor for his intense portrayal of the mob enforcer, Jimmy Malone in the 1987 film, the Untouchables Rico Rico. I might get this one wrong too. Who is Joe Pesci? Incorrect.

Keller (23:04.758)
I'll say I'm glad you said.

Mike (23:09.998)
Five, four, three, two, one. That'd be Sean Connery. I'm glad I didn't go again. I'm calling for you. Still Rico. Give me quote me for 100 Alex. Life finds a way. Keller!

Jeremy (23:20.184)
octopus

Keller (23:23.598)
Who's the man now?

Keller (23:33.742)
Jurassic Park, what is Jurassic Park?

Jeremy (23:37.326)
Give him his honey.

Mike (23:38.712)
I had to write that in there.

Keller (23:39.854)
finds a boat.

Mike (23:42.542)
All right, Keller, support me for one or two.

Keller (23:45.806)
to do.

Jeremy (23:46.712)
Give him that 300 points.

Mike (23:48.302)
He won the Academy award for best supporting actor for his role as Dr. King Schultz in Django Unchained. Rico. Who is Christoph Waltz? Correct.

Jeremy (24:01.592)
You know, he's one talented motherfucker. Yes. He knows like seven languages and shit.

Mike (24:03.841)
Yes is.

and support me for 100. The actress, this actress won the Oscar for best supporting actress for her hilarious role as the ghost, Odomay Brown in the 1990 romantic fantasy ghost. Jeremy.

Jeremy (24:18.798)
Jeremy! Who is Whoopi Goldberg?

Mike (24:22.254)
That's correct. Oh, she was a ghost? How do you know that?

Jeremy (24:26.38)
Yeah, she was in Ghost, she was- she was the bank teller.

Mike (24:29.166)
but she was the role gold and she wasn't a ghost.

Keller (24:36.042)
Oh yeah, he did put that as you put a role as the ghost.

Jeremy (24:36.28)
ROL

Mike (24:40.682)
I did put it wrong, but yep, my bad.

Jeremy (24:43.694)
I just saw Oda Mae Brown.

Mike (24:46.286)
Jeremy takes the round with 1500 points. No point Rico in four in second with 400 and Keller with three. Keller almost had that one, but you know, me and Keller, me and Jeremy had to do some,

Jeremy (25:01.57)
Masterbating. Ladies and gentlemen, let that be a lesson to you that sometimes when you don't know something, you should just shut the fuck up.

Mike (25:09.87)
Great lesson. Just absolutely the up.

Keller (25:14.677)
Shit.

Mike (25:15.8)
That Fred Durst reference

Keller (25:21.614)
Lean in and lean out, shut the fuck up!

Mike (25:24.258)
Boom.

Jeremy (25:24.91)
This one's for you, Ben Stiller!

Mike (25:32.622)
All right.

Jeremy (25:34.798)
Who's next?

Keller (25:37.376)
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' RICO!

Mike (25:41.592)
Wait what?

Jeremy (25:42.722)
You wanna do your Jeopardy board next there, bud?

Mike (25:45.76)
I thought I didn't have to do one.

Jeremy (25:47.787)
then you don't have to do one. That's okay. That's, that's perfect.

Mike (25:52.206)
We got the wild and wacky of Jeremy.

Jeremy (25:54.424)
Alright, well, get ready for this fuck show. Here's a little theme music for you.

Keller (26:01.166)
we got theme music.

Jeremy (26:02.146)
Yeah, my Jeopardy comes with theme music. I spent 14 weeks working on this shit. Alright. Adios, mios, Jeopardy!

Rico (26:18.624)
BIIII

Mike (26:23.768)
This jeopardy already sucks. I love it. I love it.

Jeremy (26:28.674)
Before we start, I'm gonna open my Lunchable so that I can be a grown ass man eating a Lunchable while we do Jeopardy!

Mike (26:37.652)
All right, Jaopardy, this is Japan. You don't have to say that.

Jeremy (26:39.528)
Jafferty! Jafferty! Don't pirate my terms.

Keller (26:44.578)
Damn Japs,

Jeremy (26:48.052)
Alright ladies and gentlemen, here is Jeremy stale board.

Mike (26:55.414)
what was the genres?

Jeremy (26:59.05)
You will see in a fucking moment you impatient bastard. Sorry, I didn't mean to come on that strong. Here are my categories. That's disrespected. I'm sorry, I can't even read my own shit. That's disrespectful and offensive. The N word, people that piss me off. Words you can't say on a podcast. And I don't fucking know. I'll just ask some random shit.

Mike (27:05.901)
Sure.

Mike (27:24.971)
I love it.

Keller (27:27.31)
Ha!

Mike (27:27.531)
You

Jeremy (27:29.772)
All righty. Well.

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 17,000.

Jeremy (27:42.584)
Keller?

Keller (27:44.43)
1001.

Jeremy (27:46.541)
Mike?

Mike (27:47.502)
9,999.

Jeremy (27:51.169)
Enrico?

Mike (27:53.71)
42.

Jeremy (27:56.856)
Feel like you changed your answer. None of you were right. It was Apple.

Keller (28:02.094)
You

Jeremy (28:03.894)
No, it was one. Rico... Rico is the closest.

Keller (28:13.026)
Damn, it wasn't that funny.

Mike (28:16.878)
That was good.

Jeremy (28:17.23)
Alright! It's yours, Rico.

Mike (28:22.176)
I'm almost scared to try this one. Let's start it off with people that piss me off Alex for 100.

Jeremy (28:24.631)
You should be!

Jeremy (28:30.51)
People that piss me off for $100. Popular employees at fairs and carnivals, these pushy meth addicts run the games and rides.

Keller (28:39.448)
Killer.

Jeremy (28:40.942)
color.

Keller (28:41.88)
What are carnies?

Jeremy (28:43.572)
You son of a bitch, you got it.

Mike (28:48.974)
That's bad. That is, they pissed me off.

Jeremy (28:52.778)
Alright, Keller, it's your board.

Keller (28:54.85)
I'm going to have to go straight for the N word for 100, please.

Jeremy (28:58.016)
You would, you racist son of a bitch!

Mike (29:01.198)
You owe me a soda, Jeremy.

Jeremy (29:03.182)
The N-word, 100. This word is frequently told to Rico when he propositions women, and sometimes men, for sex.

Keller (29:12.162)
Killer!

Jeremy (29:15.278)
UGH! Keller got it again!

Keller (29:18.744)
What is no?

Jeremy (29:22.658)
That is correct. What is nope? No is acceptable.

Alright Keller, the board is still yours.

Keller (29:32.526)
Words you can't say on a podcast for 500.

Jeremy (29:39.662)
man, words you can't say on a podcast for 500. I wonder what this will be and if it'll get us canceled. A bright yellow flowering plant in the mustard seed family, cultivated for its oil rich seeds, used for cooking oil, animal feed and biofuel.

Keller (29:57.528)
Killer.

Jeremy (29:58.872)
Keller, go for it!

Keller (30:01.4)
What is corn?

Jeremy (30:03.424)
I'm sorry, that's not right, you sorry bastard.

Mike (30:07.394)
What would it?

Keller (30:08.759)
it's a flowering plant. Never mind.

Mike (30:12.782)
like.

Jeremy (30:14.004)
Mike, what you got?

Mike (30:16.236)
What is sunflower?

Jeremy (30:18.798)
That's incorrect and also I don't see a problem with saying sunflower on a fucking podcast.

Jeremy (30:29.149)
recode

Mike (30:29.846)
I wrote and I'ma just shut the fuck up.

Jeremy (30:32.288)
Alright, well since you guys are too pussy to say it, answer is, what is rape seed?

Keller (30:38.442)
you

Mike (30:47.858)
It's gonna need one

Mike (30:52.718)
Nobody in life would have ever got that.

Jeremy (30:58.062)
The board is still yours, fuckface.

Keller (31:00.559)
Thank you, bitch. I don't fucking know. I'm just asking random shit, 500.

Jeremy (31:07.822)
Alright, go ahead and ask.

Keller (31:10.747)
is

Jeremy (31:14.572)
Alright, you said 500? Please. I don't fucking know. I'll just ask random shit for 500.

Keller (31:16.364)
Yes,

Mike (31:27.542)
Mike69

Jeremy (31:28.672)
Mike! I'm sorry, once again that is incorrect. I'll give you a hint, this rule was established long ago.

Mike (31:39.419)
no!

Jeremy (31:44.064)
Mike, I'll give you a shot at redemption. Go ahead.

Mike (31:46.87)
Mike, what is six, nine?

Jeremy (31:52.66)
No, should I subtract more points? What?

Mike (31:54.862)
You should, because that's how the fucking game works.

Jeremy (31:58.35)
man. God damn. Mike, you can still come back from this, probably. Probably not, but you can still try.

Mike (32:07.456)
Now I don't know.

Jeremy (32:08.974)
Alright, you were making a lame joke even lamer everyone. I'll go ahead and reveal the only acceptable answer when you see 69 is...

What is nice? I dropped my turkey.

Mike (32:23.022)
I thought you were referencing Keller's six nine to the repetitive. One of our previous shows where he six, nine, six, nine.

Jeremy (32:34.359)
Alright, Mike.

Keller (32:34.71)
The end for 200. No, still mine.

Mike (32:37.837)
It's an important

Jeremy (32:39.148)
No, I know. was going to say Mike is leading the losers with negative 1500. Keller said negative 400 and Rico's where he's always been at in life. Zero.

Keller (32:43.938)
you

Jeremy (32:51.566)
Alright, the N-word for 200.

I'm really hungry for some reason and I'm craving this popular Mexican dish. Mike!

Mike (32:59.854)
like what are nachos?

Jeremy (33:03.399)
what are nachos indeed? That brings you up to a strong negative 13. Board is yours, Mike.

Mike (33:10.732)
going N word 500.

Jeremy (33:12.846)
N word 500, let's do this white boy. A group of people who do nothing but complain. Hint, the word is spelled N blank, G G E R S.

Keller (33:23.736)
killer.

Jeremy (33:26.144)
Rico got it first, what you got Rico?

Mike (33:29.058)
He did. What is Snaggers?

Jeremy (33:31.66)
What is Naggers? That is the correct answer. Thank you South Park for letting me steal that.

Mike (33:47.914)
I wonder who said that?

Jeremy (33:48.355)
man.

Keller (33:53.582)
Cough Cough

Mike (33:55.204)
I that!

Jeremy (33:59.134)
Alright, the board is yours Rico. Please don't steal it.

Mike (34:06.56)
What is that? Disrespectful and offensive for 100.

Jeremy (34:10.51)
I'm glad you asked, that's disrespectful and offensive for 100. A game, once treasured by many, is now no longer socially acceptable as it involves throwing small people. Rico.

Mike (34:21.848)
Rico.

Mike (34:27.022)
What is midget tossing?

Jeremy (34:29.12)
Holy fucking Christ. What is midget tossing? That is correct, sir.

Keller (34:32.942)
you

Mike (34:36.459)
No idea, no idea

Jeremy (34:38.83)
Apparently you did and apparently you're a piece of shit for no

Keller (34:42.67)
You

Jeremy (34:45.154)
Please continue.

Mike (34:47.32)
What is, sorry, can I have the N word for 300, please? I'm so, I'm gonna sit with myself.

Jeremy (34:53.75)
You can do whatever you want with that one. The act of having sex with a corpse. Keller! You would fucking know!

Keller (34:59.32)
Keller, what is necrophilia?

You

Mike (35:05.422)
I'm glad I didn't even what that was. I didn't want to say nothing crazy.

Jeremy (35:09.502)
All right, Mike at a staggering negative 1300, Keller at negative 100, and Rico is at his credit score with 600.

Mike (35:20.32)
You're so right.

Jeremy (35:22.101)
The board is yours, Keller.

Keller (35:25.369)
let's finish off the N-word, please.

Jeremy (35:27.914)
Finish it off!

Alright, finish it off with a hard R, the N word for 400. This chemical, while posing adverse health effects, is responsible for keeping my temper at bay so that I don't punch a motherfucker. Rico?

Mike (35:48.13)
Naked 2, what is Naked 2?

Jeremy (35:49.942)
What is nicotine is correct? Get him some new pokes cause he's winning.

Keller (35:54.99)
Jeremy (35:57.068)
Rico, what you got next?

Mike (35:59.779)
Let me go ahead and say people that piss me off for 500.

Jeremy (36:03.266)
people that piss me the fuck off for five goddamn hundreds. Shit! This bitch thinks she's hot shit. She is best known for acting like she's always right and for cutting dickholes in her pants. Mike, you came in first.

Keller (36:15.478)
My killer.

Mike (36:19.062)
is Rosie O'Donnell.

Jeremy (36:20.672)
I am still asking myself to this day. Good answer.

Keller (36:24.417)
You

Mike (36:26.58)
Thank God.

Jeremy (36:28.19)
Alright, Mike. The board is yours. Try not to fuck it.

Mike (36:34.186)
If you warm it up, it's good that way. Let's go with, don't fucking know. I'll just ask random shit for 400 Alex.

Jeremy (36:42.218)
fucking know I'll just ask random shit. 400. A complete self-consistent theory of quantum gravity that eliminates singularities, preserves unitarity in black hole evaporation, and reduces to both general relativity and quantum field theory in their respective limits. Keller.

Keller (36:59.406)
color what is string theory

Jeremy (37:03.244)
I'm sorry, that is incorrect.

Mike (37:07.47)
This is the best game for you I've ever been a You forgot the answer didn't you?

Jeremy (37:11.214)
No, yeah I did, I had to look at it.

Keller (37:12.984)
Yeah.

Jeremy (37:15.864)
keep the anyone else wanna go

Mike (37:19.854)
I'll take a stab.

Jeremy (37:21.773)
Shoot.

Mike (37:24.61)
What is the theory of everything?

Jeremy (37:27.788)
Well, I think I'm just gonna have to give this one to you. I'm not gonna deduct any points from anyone for this one because the answer is...

I don't fucking know. Fuck!

Mike (37:40.11)
I actually was thinking that. really was thinking that.

Keller (37:44.014)
What the fuck?

Jeremy (37:48.522)
What is I don't fucking know. All right. Moving on. Mike, the board is still yours.

Mike (37:54.094)
Let's stick with the same category, 300.

Jeremy (37:56.908)
Alright, I don't fucking know, I'll just ask random shit for 300. This is the planet closest to the sun. Mike, what you got?

Mike (38:06.318)
Who is Mercury? What is Mercury?

Jeremy (38:08.81)
Hey, I'll take it. What is Mercury? Good job. Good job, buddy.

Keller (38:15.362)
Good job.

Mike (38:18.011)
I was thinking the same thing. Stay there for 200.

Jeremy (38:20.142)
You never know, motherfuckers!

I don't have that category.

Mike (38:25.87)
I don't fucking know. I'll just ask random shit for 200.

Jeremy (38:36.012)
This English king is famous for having multiple marriages after splitting from the Catholic Church.

Mike (38:43.746)
Mike.

Jeremy (38:45.163)
Mike?

Mike (38:46.424)
who is Henry VIII.

Jeremy (38:48.38)
you sumbitch, pop monkey nuts, that's the answer!

Keller (38:51.266)
No, that says Henry VIII. You got it wrong.

Jeremy (38:55.31)
Mike, you're actually making a comeback.

Mike (38:59.278)
Call me, come back. Thank you, Kardashians.

Mike (39:05.166)
Let's close out the category for 100.

Jeremy (39:09.718)
when one person puts his penis inside the foreskin of another.

Keller (39:13.675)
Killers.

Jeremy (39:16.078)
Kelleher, what is it? Holy shit! I knew you would get that!

Keller (39:18.392)
What is docking?

Mike (39:22.658)
did he know that?

Keller (39:24.5)
I saw a video with you in it. It's like Jungle Love part three.

Mike (39:26.881)
You

Jeremy (39:27.371)
You

All right, Mike, you're still sitting at negative 300. Keller, are even zero. Rico, you are at 1000, but probably not for long. Keller, it's your board.

Keller (39:42.274)
Alright, that's disrespectful and offensive for 200.

Jeremy (39:47.47)
That's disrespectful and offensive for 200. According to our president, if you want to have sex with a woman, all you need to do is this. Rico, you rung in first, you fucking bastard.

Keller (39:55.406)
Heller.

Mike (39:59.552)
is grab her by the pussy.

Jeremy (40:02.806)
What is grab her by the pussy? Good job Rico!

Mike (40:07.288)
Of course.

Keller (40:07.95)
so know that.

Jeremy (40:10.07)
Rico, what do want next?

Mike (40:12.59)
Let me get people that piss me off for 200.

Jeremy (40:14.798)
This is people that piss me the fuck off for 200 goddamn points. These people knock on my door while I'm trying to whack off in peace and I try and they try and get me to join their goddamn Sky Daddy book club. Rico.

Keller (40:27.831)
Killer.

Keller (40:31.502)
Damn it.

Mike (40:33.954)
Alright, so do you have a witness?

Jeremy (40:36.792)
Who are the Jehovah's Witnesses indeed? Fuck off, guys.

Mike (40:40.534)
I thought it was the morbid scene.

Jeremy (40:46.134)
Rico, the board is still yours.

Mike (40:48.238)
Let me get same category for 400. People that.

Jeremy (40:52.738)
Blip. People that pissed me off for four- four hundred. This person asked for my receipt at the door even though I checked out my own fucking shit out and just paid right in front of their dumbasses. Keller.

Keller (40:57.134)
you

Keller (41:05.038)
Thank you.

Who is a Walmart greeter?

Jeremy (41:13.774)
Walmart greeters good job Keller. I will give you those points Board is yours People that piss me off for 300 a group of loud people often undisciplined under the age of 18 Rico

Keller (41:20.974)
people that piss me off for three hundred

Mike (41:35.319)
or teenagers.

Jeremy (41:37.312)
No, I'm sorry. Mike. Mike!

Mike (41:41.516)
You are children.

Jeremy (41:43.242)
Mike, for not having children, you sure understand why they pissed me the fuck off. Good job, sir.

Keller (41:49.698)
Would you accept a jets?

Jeremy (41:51.703)
Actually, yes.

All right, Mike, give me a moment while I prep another lunchable turkey cracker with Oreo.

I'm not, I'm not putting the Oreo on it. I'm gonna eat that last cause that's what you do.

Mike (42:03.595)
I have killed you.

Mike (42:08.086)
What is I don't fucking know, I'll just say random shit.

Mike (42:15.918)
Not that that didn't work. Cut that.

Keller (42:20.13)
Don't keep it! Shagass.

Mike (42:21.39)
Yeah.

Mike (42:25.392)
That's disrespectful and offensive for 500.

Jeremy (42:29.344)
Hmm indeed it is and I see everyone's avoiding words. can't say on a podcast That's disrespectful and offensive for 500 The AIDS epidemic has been offensively referred to as this

Keller (42:45.422)
Keller. What is gay?

Jeremy (42:46.84)
Keller.

Mike (42:53.634)
What?

Jeremy (42:54.795)
That's fucked up and you seriously need to reevaluate yourself. But it's right. No it's not.

Mike (43:01.634)
I thought it was...

Mike (43:06.094)
We're about to get cancelled. Rico? be awesome.

Jeremy (43:06.83)
Yeah!

Jeremy (43:11.117)
What do you think?

Mike (43:12.878)
I'm not touching this one. I... ...it all.

Keller (43:15.79)
Is it gay as AIDS?

Jeremy (43:21.866)
You can't spitball.

Mike (43:24.462)
because that takes points.

Jeremy (43:26.584)
Alright, everyone give up.

Jeremy (43:31.67)
Alright, the AIDS epidemic has been offensively referred to as Quirochima.

Keller (43:38.456)
And that's not gay.

Jeremy (43:41.528)
Gay wasn't the answer.

Quero Shima

Mike (43:46.392)
This is my first time hearing of that.

Jeremy (43:48.59)
It's so fucked up.

Keller (43:49.902)
Me too, I never heard that.

Mike (43:51.566)
The

Jeremy (43:51.894)
Alright, moving on. It's still who's board? Mike's?

Mike (43:58.147)
Correct. I'll go disrespectful and offensive for 400.

Jeremy (44:02.53)
Disrespectful and offensive 400 a guy with a small penis is usually referred to as Keller I'm sorry that is incorrect

Keller (44:08.366)
Tell her. Hear me?

Keller (44:18.19)
Teller.

Jeremy (44:19.064)
Keller.

Keller (44:21.198)
Who is Rico Savage?

Jeremy (44:25.186)
Man, we're supposed to be friends, but that is correct!

Keller (44:44.232)
Mike (44:51.49)
I'm not even shocked. I'm not even- Wow.

Jeremy (44:54.446)
You got you guys still with me

Mike (44:57.253)
yeah. Keep it rolling.

Keller (44:59.832)
Do I get points?

Jeremy (45:02.432)
Yes. I gave them to you.

Keller (45:04.721)
you did? Okay. That's disrespectful and offensive for 300.

Jeremy (45:09.506)
That's disrespectful and offensive for 300. Closing out the category. This gross act often performed by monkeys and Keller is an act of defiance and assault. Rico.

Mike (45:19.672)
Yo. What is doing shit?

Jeremy (45:23.923)
I'll take it. What is shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone?

Keller (45:31.01)
I don't hardly do that anymore.

Jeremy (45:33.698)
Hardly. Rico, the board is yours!

Mike (45:36.874)
All right. Words you can't see on a podcast for $400.

Jeremy (45:41.388)
The only remaining category, and that's not my goddamn name, words you can't say on a podcast for 400. A French word meaning to delay. Extra points if you say it with a weird accent.

Mike (45:55.103)
I am not touching any of these answers.

But it's still bread packets.

Jeremy (46:04.334)
Come on, someone's gotta try.

Keller (46:06.082)
Keller.

Jeremy (46:07.843)
color.

Keller (46:09.324)
What is count?

Jeremy (46:11.995)
Dumps, I'm sorry. That's wrong.

Keller (46:15.95)
I went for it. Sorry.

Jeremy (46:22.326)
Are we forfeiting? Yes. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I say that because Rico's a bitch. French word meaning to delay is a retard.

Mike (46:36.169)
Yes. Fuck.

Keller (46:39.116)
I don't know French.

Mike (46:42.67)
Guys, it was French.

Jeremy (46:44.066)
Whose board is it?

Mike (46:47.213)
I think, yeah.

Keller (46:48.002)
Mine actually. Words you can't say on a podcast for 300.

Jeremy (46:53.026)
Words you can't say on a podcast for 300, a defect in one's armor. Mike.

Keller (46:58.965)
killer.

Mike (47:00.962)
What is kink?

Keller (47:05.976)
Tell her. her.

Jeremy (47:08.376)
Keller, go ahead.

Keller (47:09.912)
What is chink?

Jeremy (47:12.308)
Yes, that is correct. What is a chink?

Mike (47:18.734)
Another question.

Jeremy (47:20.302)
Keller, the board is yours! I don't think that-

Mike (47:22.318)
That is correct

Jeremy (47:26.734)
200. Originating in the late 13th century from Old French and Middle English, meaning a bundle of sticks.

Keller (47:34.976)
Tell her, her. What is a fag?

Jeremy (47:37.048)
Killer!

I'm sorry, that is incorrect. What? Mike! Haha, look in the mirror, buddy! What is a faggot is correct!

Mike (47:41.614)
What is a faggot?

Mike (47:51.592)
I want you guys to know I got 1400 points I don't have to do shit else

Jeremy (47:56.374)
Mike, the board's yours. And the last one is a word you can't say on a podcast for 100. Here we go. See you next Tuesday.

Keller (48:08.264)
Keller. What is cunt?

Jeremy (48:09.73)
Keller!

Ha! For once in my life, is the right answer!

Mike (48:17.646)
you

Jeremy (48:19.086)
You got it. Final score tallying at Mike with negative 100, Keller at negative 300, and Rico at 1400. In true Rico style, this was a steal.

Keller (48:33.941)
You

Mike (48:37.358)
I still trust her but she ain't got one bitch.

Jeremy (48:40.142)
Alright, I'm fucking done. That's all the effort I had.

Mike (48:48.126)
in a in true darkest fashion. I think that'll take us to the darkest corner.

Jeremy (48:54.946)
What you got Rico in your little dark corner? Cause you didn't pay the light bill.

Keller (48:59.502)
He's got roaches.

you

Mike (49:06.65)
I was in the store, Dollar Tree. As I was shopping, there was this dude, this teenager that had the most horrendous smell. It was like a fizzle smell. And he was like young kid, maybe like, maybe I say 15, 16. And he stunk up all the aisles. mean, he was...

And I felt bad. had to go. I wanted to go to him, but you know, YNZ's days is just, you know, crazy, but yeah, we're going to store it in this. It's a small store. Donald tree is not that big. It really, I mean, it's stuck up the whole place. I'm talking about you have old black people in there talking about, is that smell? It was horrible. He's maybe.

Keller (49:56.802)
Maybe he was just trying to steal deodorant like you did back in the day from the Dollar Tree.

Mike (50:01.418)
I told you they didn't count for this killer.

Jeremy (50:03.886)
You told that on the podcast in front of the whole world.

Mike (50:06.968)
confidence.

Jeremy (50:09.66)
I'm not very confident about that.

Keller (50:11.502)
But yeah, that's true though. Cause only like three people listen. So

Jeremy (50:15.902)
you

Mike (50:17.896)
Musky teens we must stop this I that's my nephew one of my nephews Same thing he plays football though, but you know, he wants to go to Walmart and I was like you gotta take a shower first is I was just going to nah bro you you If you're going out with me, you got at least take a shower It's becoming an epidemic. Well, have you guys color you have kids or your kids?

Jeremy (50:28.728)
Of course.

Keller (50:29.272)
he does.

Keller (50:47.702)
Nope. got rid of them. Yeah. Shipped them on a boat to Africa. I'm trying to make things right.

Mike (50:49.067)
Hey!

Jeremy (50:59.042)
Hey.

Mike (50:59.95)
You

Yuck!

Keller (51:04.238)
You

Mike (51:08.396)
Wow

Keller (51:10.542)
You

Yes, I have kids. Yes, they have smelled at certain points where I've had to get on to them nonstop about deodorant and showering. But we're all good now. They follow the rules and the advice that was yelled at them from the top of my lungs while driving in my vehicle with all the windows down because I could not breathe.

Mike (51:34.862)
Oh my God, that's the worst. That's the worst. Any type of odor, smell. You get in the car, take your shoes off and you have to let all the window downs with the AC blowing. And you have to go by like 40, 50 miles per hour to try to get all that smell out.

Keller (51:37.294)
Yeah.

Keller (51:54.388)
As soon as you stop it all just floats to the front right into your damn nostrils.

Mike (52:01.582)
I have a...

Keller (52:04.686)
Gland disorder?

Mike (52:11.662)
I was about to say I had a coworker that had a gland disorder and it was bad. It was the same situation. You could not go within about 20 to 30 feet of this guy. And he worked in a retail store and the customers every single day he

Jeremy (52:33.442)
What is that smell? Yup.

Keller (52:35.982)
Yep.

Mike (52:36.906)
I felt sorry for the guy because I know he was trying. I know he was trying everything he possibly could have done.

Keller (52:45.304)
Well, I can't pass a citizenship test, but I do smell good. So that's my contribution to America.

Jeremy (52:52.279)
It's debatable.

Keller (52:54.03)
No, it's not. Fuck you.

Mike (52:56.874)
You

Jeremy (52:57.336)
This is non-negotiable.

Keller (53:00.334)
Turkey cracker eating sum of a bitch.

Jeremy (53:02.882)
They gone.

Rico (53:04.165)
Like my daddy.

Keller (53:05.73)
Mike (53:06.96)
At least you knew who yours was.

Keller (53:09.004)
Rico kissed his daddy. I kissed my daddy. What? That's a Lil Wayne reference.

Jeremy (53:20.206)
I ain't that white, but I ain't that black.

Mike (53:23.16)
Hehehe

Keller (53:24.29)
We can cut it.

Jeremy (53:28.206)
Well, fuck. That was fun!

Mike (53:30.414)
Yeah.

Keller (53:31.916)
Well, half of it. God damn supporting actors. Who the fuck knows the supporting actor?

Mike (53:41.39)
Apparently not you guys.

I got one right.

Jeremy (53:46.21)
I didn't study that in college.

Keller (53:49.006)
That's good you didn't know.

Mike (53:51.118)
It came on the paperwork for the trust fund.

Jeremy (53:57.23)
I didn't study anything in college because I didn't go. So there's that too.

Mike (54:02.348)
What up Jeremy in life? right. Well, another edition of stale bread, jeopardy.

Keller (54:10.134)
Love you guys!

Jeremy (54:10.83)
It's good to have you back, man. All that sports talk is bull shit.

Mike (54:11.342)
I won.

Keller (54:17.924)
y'all talk about sports? Of course.

Jeremy (54:20.223)
We did!

Mike (54:21.568)
No, me and Mike talked about sports while Jeremy put the hat his dicks in his hands.

Jeremy (54:27.65)
I did have my dick in my hand, as I do with every episode. That's how I stay cocky.

Mike (54:35.448)
Jeremy's in a mood this tonight,

Jeremy (54:40.142)
It's the ancient proverb, man.

Keller (54:43.374)
He's got a leg up on the competition.

Jeremy (54:45.538)
No, man runs around with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Keller (54:50.798)
little pocket pool.

Jeremy (54:52.686)
What?

Mike (54:53.72)
You should have saved that for taking us out. But go ahead and take us out here.

Jeremy (54:59.84)
Mary had a little lamb and tied it to a heater. Every time it turned around, it burned its little Peter. Peace, motherfuckers.

Mike (55:07.574)
I'm

Keller (55:13.262)
Holy mack-nack.

you

Mike (55:27.982)
you

Mike (55:36.76)
Still Bread podcast is Daniel Keller, Jeremy Pope and Michael Kaliznik recorded live at SMG Studios, a division of SMG Communications. Executive producers, Michael Kaliznik and Tony Skippersen Clark.